Husband Alert

This is for all those ladies who are into their nice loving relationships, into it for a long time and who think they now deserve some time to indulge themselves, but have created the perfect husband, and now suffer for it.
Husbands need a lot of hard work to train into a perfect routine. It takes years of working through office routines, PYTs at the same who 'sir this -sir that' them into eating out of their pretty little manicured fingers, while you sound like a jealous shrew, should you be stupid enough to complain.
Now, there is the perfect, fail and fool proof method to keep them happy, indulged , interested and oblivious of whether you're sitting by their side or not. Its called TECHNOLOGY.
No matter how technologically challenged you or he think he is, there is a device made just for him. Try simple to begin with. Try a Tablet. He has mastered using a phone, with at lease mastery over 5% of the apps it offers. He has figured (mainly due to office pressure) how to use his mail on it. Now its time to move ahead. Buy him a tablet. Chances are his eyesight isn't what it used to be, the large screen 7' at least is perfect. No squinting into a tiny phone- and his not so dexterous anymore fingers find the dispensing of any silly toothpick like stylus a blessed relief! He's hooked. Weeks go by, he doesn't notice if you're there or not. Once in a while lean in and check on how far hes got. Here are the benefits listed for easy reading!

The TV is now yours. Do a little reading on the tech sections that come in with your daily newspaper. Supply him with a 'Have you tried this', just when its time for your serial of choice- Criminal Minds?
Anytime you want your single female friends to join you on a faltu shopping in Sarojini nagar spree- hit the 'would you come with us or...button
Hes even allowed to take it in to work legally and it looks rather professional to be busy on it rather than playing angry birds on your office pc, and getting caught on it.
So hes happy- you're happy- he hasn't asked the kids what result they expect in their board exams in a while- they're happy! Happiness all around.
Once hes mastered the tablet, its time to dip into the savings again and upgrade to the next level.